Sassy Nassy

themostperfecturl:

there are two kinds of people

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

babyminaj:

im getting this tattooed on my ass

Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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eilladra:

Best thing on tumblr

pleatedjeans:

via

cuntsandb1unts:

I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

towritelesbiansonherarms:

arcaneimages:

Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling. 

ahahha

towritelesbiansonherarms:

arcaneimages:

Somewhere a graphic artist is giggling. 

ahahha

macabroe:

HOWDY DOODLY FRI END

macabroe:

HOWDY DOODLY FRI END

I hate when people say “women should leave some things to the imagination” like WTF do y’all think women are hiding under their shirt? A baby goat??? The Bridge to Terabithia?? Get the fuck…

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

juliencortes:

how i survived high school.

juliencortes:

how i survived high school.

godbless-st-cyr:

I can’t pick my favourite!

zombieirish:

retailavenger85:

tekillashooter:

blasianxbri:

dude-its-faris-ridhwan:

what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT