Sassy Nassy

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

primeribofamerica:

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

lif3-time:

cup0fnoodles:

thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

I love this

This is precious

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

maliciousmelons:

marry rich or die trying

epic-humor:

this is why I love cats so much

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"