Sassy Nassy

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

hitlersbreastmilk:

old mcdonald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he did your mom e i e i ooooh burn

fiscal-clit:

but first, let me take a xanax 

seriousjones:

powerburial:

Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes

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hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

foodnun:

Melissa needs to chill

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

door:

um

door:

um

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once