Sassy Nassy

  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due by friday
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sofapizza:

the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

I think I finally realized what this reminds me of

he definitely farted.





radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

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lean, mean, tsunami machine!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

what if for April Fools’ Day

tumblr goes down

just stays down all day

and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like


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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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be-t-h-i-n-s-p-i-r-e-d:

Omg I wouldn’t have written that back. I would’ve been on Cloud 9 from that comment. Lol but still funny!



legit-humor:

are you fucking kidding me


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