Sassy Nassy

lameust:

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

 

ruinedchildhood:

Me on the first day of school.

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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evaded:

nicole richie is my spirit animal

evaded:

nicole richie is my spirit animal

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

deeply:

anotherliethatisnt:

I loved her perspective in life

she was such a good fucking person

deeply:

anotherliethatisnt:

I loved her perspective in life

she was such a good fucking person

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar